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Keep Coming Back & Have Some Laughs!!!!
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Jokes- UPDATED 1/16/00
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3 old ladies sitting on a park bench get flashed by a man...
- 2 have a stroke, the 3rd one doesnt,her arms arent long enough!
If there are 4 potatoes in a room,which one is the prostitute?
-The one labeled "IDAHO"!
What type of coffe was served on the Titanic?
-Sanka!
What do you call a boomerang that doesnt work?
-A stick!
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More Jokes...
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What has 4 legs and a arm?
-A happy pit bull!
What's the difference between a peeping tom and a robber?
-A robber snatches watches!
What does it mean when the flag is 1/2 mast at the post office?
-They're hiring!
What has 4 legs,is big, green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it'll kill you?
-A pool table!
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Other....
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Check out these "LOCO" headlines that some writers actually have used....
1 Something went wrong in jet crash, experts say
2 Police begin campaign to run down jaywalkers
3 Prostitutes appeal to Pope
4 Squad helps dog bite victim
5 Miners refuse to work after death
6 Juvenile court to try shooting victim
7 Stolen painting found by tree
8 New study of obesity looks for larger test group
9 Kids make nutricious snacks
10 Sex education delayed; teachers request training
11 Hospitals sued by 7 foot doctors
12 Steals clock; faces time
13 New vaccine may contain rabbies
14 Local high school dropouts cut in half
15 Air head fired
16 Lansing residents can drop off trees
17 Austronaut takes blame for gas in spacecraft
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